There aren't many things I despise in this life.
But the Pekingese is one of them.
Ruddy little rats with nubby legs. THEY AREN'T EVEN REAL DOGS THEY'RE JUST WALKING RUGS.
Okay, sorry about that. I just... I get bothered when these things (no, they are not dogs and you can't convince me otherwise) win at large and well televised dog shows.
There's something about them... I don't know. They might make me angrier than toucans.
Grrrrr, toucans. It's a toss up. Feed them all to the German Shepherds.